Sunday, May 25, 2008

I watched The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers when I was little

As the title says, I watched them when I was like 5 years old or so - but I never suspected what I found today.
I was randomly watching random clips on the internet for like a(n) mass up remix of funny audio's from the show - because I have nothing more constructive to do. Then I found evidenced of this floating head in a large glass tube's self destruction, check out the clip below for the evidence.



Yes Zordon, as you can see WAS addicted to slime, this started him down a long and twisted self destructive path that brought him to new lows throughout his television career such as the time he decided to change his style.

(please note I did not edit that image at all - I actually found it digging through one of the shows.)
Yes those are flowers and fruit loops on his head and he does have a mustache, this is the effects of slime. Eventually he became so addicted to slime that his self destructive path finally claimed his life in this video right here:



So in Zordon's memory don't drink; you may end up one day giveing teenagers "zoids" and then you may ask them to kill you for the "faint of the universe." They will do it - just to put you out of your misery.

Other Characters in the media that are doomed to share this fate:


Paula don't do the slime - Listen to the B- team, Don't die to an ungrateful teen like Zordon did.



Anyways Have a nice Sunday everyone.

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